Ugg the caveman speaks!

When I think of cavemen I think of BC... This was one of the best from Johnny Hart... and very controversial I hear but I fail to see why?
Watching pebbles being washed by streams gets tiring sometimes... It is no fun when friends stay in the cave... Ugg needs to go hunting to get his mind off all this water and those pebbles.
Now where did I put that club and spear?
Maybe bringing back some haunches of venison or a Mammoth tooth or two will do the trick to get Ugg's friend out of the cave, or maybe those shiny stones at the river mouth will do it as well... that is many days walking, plenty time to let friends sort out their cave stuff... Ugg has never understood this cave sorting that females do...
Ugg's friend can always send a message with cleft stick when she decides to come out of the cave... meanwhile Ugg will be hunting... but Ugg's friend will always be Ugg's bestest friend...
"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thru' chinks of his cavern." Blake