This Friday's dumbass award goes once again to... George Galloway

HT PC Free Zone - This is so funny but frightening as well, I think this also proves my theory that politicians are fools...
I hope Theodore does not mind me making further mockery by putting up the insanely hillarious picture of aforesaid fool in a leotard or is that retard in drag?

Each time, this time it's good...

L has probably taken off from Joeys International by now... winging her way to explore the US of A and be a camp councellor at Rockbrook Camp for Girls in North Carolina, I believe she will enjoy it as she always makes the best of things and challenges make her shine. This time the goodbye was not as painfull as the last time... Still it does hurt a little bit and I am reminded of this song by Nick Kamen. All I do know is that a young girl left my home and most probably a very mature young lady will be back in September... They grow up so fast...

Each Time You Break My Heart - by Nick Kamen
Each time you break my heart
Each time you break my heart
I know how it feels to be the talk of the town
I'm not gonna let you go and run around
I need to know that you'll be true to me
'Cause that's the way it's got to be
Why can't you give your promise to me
Is love so blind that you cannot see
I'm trying hard not to walk out the door
Know that I, oh, know that I can't take no more

Chorus:
Each time you break my heart
I try to put my pride aside
Each time you break my heart
A little voice inside me cries
No matter what you do or say
I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you anyway
And if you're so sure that I'm not your kind
How come you can't just walk away
In the beginning we were nothing but glad
Those were the best days that we ever had
There's no compassion, all your warmth is gone
Tell me how, oh, how can I keep holding on

(chorus)Intermediate:

I see the look in your eyes
I know you're hurting inside
Let me try
To make you love me again
I'll say that I knew you when
You were mine
You were mine
Each time, oh, yeah

In the beginning we were nothing but glad
Those were the best days that we ever had
There's no compassion, all your warmth is gone
Tell me how, oh, how can I keep holding on

(intermediate)(chorus)

Each time you break my heart again
Well I can say I knew you when
[each time]
You were mine
Break my heart
Don't break my heart
(repeat and fade)

Update: E-mail arrived... landed safely... now she has to do a bus trip get on another plane and then by train... or is it other way round? Holding thumbs!
"Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done." Elizabeth Warnock Fernea, A View of the Nile, 1970

My sleeping padner

When everybody is at work we curl up on the Man's bed... Amber and I are real cats... we sleep, eat, play and sleep some more...

Her Royal Highness

This is Dutchess, she loves cars and posing on them. She is L's cat and is the Boss cat... when I let her that is...

Taking dictation

Yep... thats me and the Man taking dictation. Am I a slave driver or what?

You can't make this up even if you try!

Click on the picture... no, it is not a joke, this came with L's new Avant watch... the watch is ok but the istructions are greek or some new version of english. :-)

Missing koranic fish

And now the fish is missing... also the script on the fish looks fishy in the BBC photo... I suppose one could see the squiggly arabic script in any natural pattern if you look hard enough...

Is that why I always know the plot?

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

A fish called mo

"Mombasa - A tuna fish, caught in the Indian Ocean this week, has Kenyan Muslims flocking to Mombasa by the hundreds to see a Koranic verse apparently embedded in its scales."

I'm thinking, this is the umteenth fish with koranic script... could these be the signs and wonders of the antichrist as mentioned in Matthew 24:23-25? The religion of peace sort of fits the description of some of the actions of the antichrist...

Political Correctness Doesn't Apply Here!

The Anti-PC League - Political Correctness Doesn't Apply Here!
Well neither does it on my blog... proudly flying the banner henceforth...

Lawyers stuffed to the hazelnuts.

Cough... splutter... choke... damn... now look at my laptop! All covered in java!I must admit translation online sometimes leaves a lot desired and sometimes puts nuances that are not there... or are they? :-)
Take a peek at this wonderfull recipe... care of Google Translations...
Lawyers stuffed with hazel nuts! but for the real deal, in french that is go here; http://www.leguidecuisine.com/avocatnoix.html
Makes one look at an advocado pear in a new light I daresay...
Thanks to Daan over at In My Nes...

The Eagle and the moron

This woman just does not geddit... How can she claim an eagle brooch sold by the Library of Congress shop is not patriotic... she sounds like a left wing moonbat! These Americuns are crazy...
Here is the picture of Julie Myers that has got the Shitzel in a spin..
Here is the brooch from the shop website...

And this is cropped from the picture of Maam Myers:
Quite a striking resemblance old chap!
Now where on God's earth does the Switchel get the notion that it is a Mexican eagle? Sometimes I think I waste my breath...
Update:
The Emperor and SWWBO have picked up the blodgeon as well...