Showing posts with label disgusting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disgusting. Show all posts

Friday, November 18, 2011

Bad Juju

Actually bad Jello! This was found yesterday in our communal fridge! Scary stuff I tell you!
My suggestion was we send it to Microbiology for analysis to see if there was some new species!
Sharing a fridge at work can be hazardous to one's health it seems!
“What To Do When You Encounter Jell-O: 
1. Never let it see you're afraid. Jell-O loves this. 
2. Smile. Say you are a friend, you come in peace. 
3. Reason with it. 
4. Offer it a gift. 
5. Find out what it wants. 
6. Let it see you have no weapons. 
7. If it continues to jiggle menacingly, Stab it to death with a kitchen knife and throw it in the sink.” 
3rd Rock from the Sun: The Official Report on Earth by High Commander Dick Solomon!