Friday, November 18, 2011

Bad Juju

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Actually bad Jello! This was found yesterday in our communal fridge! Scary stuff I tell you!
My suggestion was we send it to Microbiology for analysis to see if there was some new species!
Sharing a fridge at work can be hazardous to one's health it seems!
“What To Do When You Encounter Jell-O: 
1. Never let it see you're afraid. Jell-O loves this. 
2. Smile. Say you are a friend, you come in peace. 
3. Reason with it. 
4. Offer it a gift. 
5. Find out what it wants. 
6. Let it see you have no weapons. 
7. If it continues to jiggle menacingly, Stab it to death with a kitchen knife and throw it in the sink.” 
3rd Rock from the Sun: The Official Report on Earth by High Commander Dick Solomon!

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